Wednesday, September 5, 2007

the kind of tomato that makes you want to find jesus

if you know me, you know that i love tomatoes. if you do not know me, why are you reading this? anyway, tomatoes. i love them. so much. i have taken to eating a tomato for dinner or lunch these days, that's how much i love them. and while no tomato can compare to grandfather mcvey's, i had an heirloom tomato for dinner that certainly gave those jersey tomatoes a run for their money. oh my lord, it was so good. it was the kind of tomato that makes you want to find jesus.

so, i know i am nice and pretty and friendly, etc etc etc, but this was funny: today, this woman at the kinko's totally gave me my kinko's services for free. she looked at me and said, "don't worry about it. this one's on me." i was like, what am i, in a bar? thanks for the free copying services, lady? first i laughed. and then i thought, "i'm sort of a pimp. i better go listen to some justin timberlake."

in addition to knowing how much i love tomatoes, if you know me, you also know that i do not need caffeine to get me going. well, i had a lot of coffee today and was all jacked up. i was bouncing around and shaking like a coke head. it was scary. and then i crashed like a toddler after too much time at the zoo. i was about to pass out at the gym.

i love d'markis, the guy who does my hair. he is very good and makes me feel like a c list starlet. yeah rachel bilson!

so, it has been so mother loving hot here, i have been double featuring movies L and R. here is what i've seen over the past few days or so.

  1. Superbad (3)
  2. Nanny Diaries (2)
  3. No Reservations
  4. Becoming Jane
I love Superbad, as is probably obvi. I love ScarlettJo, so I loved Nanny Diaries. The other two were mediocre. I don't like Catherine ZJ's mouth or the way she looks and sounds when she talks, so that sort of spoiled the movie. Also, as I previously mentioned, Jane Austen never got married (nor did her sister) and lived with her parents until she died. Neat! Imagine the hope that gave me for my future. Let me tell you: it involved many cats and an awkward lawn boy.

1 comment:

  1. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh, so it's an accent, not just a weird way of speaking.

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