Sunday, August 26, 2007

Why I am probably not an American

  • I hate lemonade
  • I do not like MTV
  • I do not like cereal, except for raisin bran
  • I do not know jack about football, nor do I wish to
  • I only like foreign apples
  • I like to wear black and brown together
  • I hate pancakes
  • I think America is tacky a lot of the time


Also, ice trays: WTF. I have probably spent close to $50.00 on frickin ice trays. I simply don't think ice should be that hard. And until I have a fancy fridge with ice that comes out of it automatically, I will have to deal with this issue. I have bought really cheap ones, ones that were 5$ a tray, ones that were $9 a tray and they are all a pain in the ass! What the heck.

Also, what kind of moron designs a closet that the frickin hangers do not fit in. For realsies.

Also, I love the adjective "comely"--what the heck does that even mean?

Also, I love Dawson's Creek! Favorite line of late: "Did you develop a lazy eye, or were you looking at me when you said 'we'?" --Dawson Beloved Leery

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