things that are fun versus things that are not fun, by amanda l hall

things that are fun:
buying things in bulk
realizing that you are tan--and not just tan-for-you tan, but actually tan.
drinking smart water with lime and feeling like you are jennifer anniston.
buying and burning sage from hippies, only to realize that it smells much more like pot.
clorox wipes--all flavors.

things that are not fun:
stubbing your toe under the tire of your car and separating the toenail from the toe.
getting a blown out tire at 10:45 at night on the freeway and realizing that your jack is broken and having to call and wait for AAA for 45 minutes.
ants
being back logged on dawson's creek.




this + nighttime + 15S +single girl + busted jack and no working flashlight = me tonight.















this + whining + some tears = me this week.






as aunt linda would say: "OH GAAAHHHHHH"