Sunday, August 12, 2007

five reasons i feel wildly unsafe

okay, two

1. someone was shot a killed a block away from my house like one week ago. the natural conclusion is that i'm next.

2. someone has had a suspicious looking package outside their apartment door for like three weeks. i mean, if it were a bomb, it probably would have gone off by now--but still.

i think i should get a gun or a knife or at least an ax for protection.

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