Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Break me off a piece of that...fancy feast!

Andy Bernard is one of my favorite people. This Office hiatus is stabbing me in the heart. I do not like it at all.

Warning, friends: Do not watch The Brothers Solomon. You're probably all, "why not, I love Will Arnett like Amanda loves Will Arnett?" Well, I will tell you that it is sore disappointment--but it is a terrible movie. I think it was about 4 dollars at Blockbuster and that was 4 too many.

What is the half-life of Christmas trees? (Yeah right. Like I know what that means any more.) But seriously, how long will it take for our Christmas tree to decompose so that the only thing left to deal with is the ornaments and tree stand? Like four weeks maybe? Hopefully.

Cosmetics announcement: believe the hype about Benefit's "Galactic Shield" because it's all true. Galactic Shield is a concealer stick that contains salicylic acid so it both blends and banishes blemishes. GALACTIC SHIELD! $20 at Sephora, which I know may sound like a lot, but it lasts a long time unless you're crater face Beth from the fifth grade, in which case you need something more along the lines of a skin transplant and not a small concealer.

Video game announcement: I love my Wii! It's the best thing in the world. Guitar Hero, fake tennis, simulated boxing and Mario. What's wrong with that picture? NOTHING, I say!

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