I have decided that I'm going to start a driving school and call it the Self Righteous Driving School.
Budding drivers who seek direction from me will learn the ways of a self-righteous driver; that is, following the rules and getting indignant when others don't. Major topics include lines to turn into parking lots/onto freeways. Also to include upsetting impatient speedy drivers behind you by going at least 5 miles slower than the speed limit.
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