Frickin Silver Sphere

you'll spend four days on this now, too.

you're welcome.

and i'm sorry.

not the mama

Best Week Ever has suggested that "Not the Momma" is back in '07. Which led me down memory lane. I remember Dinosaurs. How awesome. What an awesome show. I hope "Not the Momma" comes back in '07. I know I will personally be trying to do this. See video below. Because I don't know how to go back and add words under the video after it has already been posted. I suppose I had a window to do that in youtube. Oh well.

Not the Momma!

Not the Momma!

Not the Momma!

Dinosaurs - Not the Mama

not the mama

overheard in sheridan wyoming

in my awesome temporary occupation, i get a lot of time to observe old people...their habits, their ways and what they think and what happens when they have no filters. well, there was an interesting gentleman in today with very interesting thoughts on child discipline.

i quote, "you can tell a cow to love her calf, but if one come in that don't smell right or look right, you can't keep her from beating it." in other words, it is an inherent response for mothers to beat their children when they are out of line. also, he was not a big fan of bill clinton, because he signed a bill that made it so that parents could not beat their children.

do you ever hate people

based on their handwriting? i do it all the time. the nurse at my gyno office has this annoying handwriting that doesn't make me think, "i wonder why she writes that way," but rather, "i do not like her specifically because of her handwriting." conversely, i like people more when i like their handwriting. now, let's be clear here..."like" doesn't necessarily mean that it's good or pretty, just that it's not annoying.





i would not have been friends with this person. probably a lefty...still annoying.



no way. not friends.




supposedly bill clinton's handwriting. i like it. i would be friends with him.




we could kick it. i have to alter the rules a little for british people...inherently annoying handwriting, but diana's seems to overcome it.

in addition

i think i just got super glue on my lip. explain that. someone.

i love chandeliers

i love the moment after i shut my computer before the apple turns off.

i love when it's nice enough to ride around with my sun roof open.

i love cutting paper with a fresh x-acto blade.

i love cheesy television.

i love getting obsessed over things.

i love buying cosmetic products.

i love sweater vests.

i love thank you notes.

i love watching people roller blade.

i love ginger-coconut-lime-chicken thai soup.

i love my label maker.

i love miniatures of things.

i love free samples.

i love going to through the car wash and vaccuuming my carpets.

and i love chandeliers.

things i've bought that i love

taking a page from mindy kaling's blog, i would like to share with everyone some things that i've bought that i love.

tarte indelible wink liquid eyeliner. this stuff is amazing. it's one of the few liquid eyeliners with a felt tip instead of a brush. this allows more control as the brush doesn't splay all over. also, the other end is a smudger, so you can smudge it around or fix mistakes. simply great. $22. sephora.com

polo classic oxfords. these are the comfiest shirts ever. i wear them as often as possible. i bought three in early december and have lived in them since. they are extremely comfortable AND they look very put-together.

kiehl's lip balm #1. the best lip product ever. possibly the best cosmetic product ever. leaves your lips soft, silky, shiny and lovely.

to my loyal readership of one: i apologize for not updating in a while. i've been very busy managing a medical practice. my mother has been out of town for almost two weeks and i've been filling in for her at my dad's office. she is sort of like the receptionist, accountant, bill payer, insurance claim everything go-to woman. so, for the past two weeks, that's what i've been. i've also been being a mom. taking emma places, making sure she gets where she needs to get on time, etc. she said i would make a good mom if i 1. didn't swear and 2. didn't listen to three specific songs on the indigo girl's album on repeat in the car. i thought that was funny.

anyway, i've been real busy not f-ing up the office, planning dinners, and taking emma places. it has also been BLIZZARDING here and macy continues to be a handful. i'm also in the thick of my valentine-making season. i sold 10 to the ladies in the office, but i don't know how many more i'll be able to sell...not really in a good place to sell them.

i'm exhausted from quite a long week. nighty night.