The Green Flash is Mythical

The green flash does not exist. I earnestly believe this. Ok, no I don't. But! I am just fairly depressed that I have never actually seen it. I want to believe that it doesn't exist, because how else would I not have seen it yet? :(

Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Steve Maddens

Steve Maddens are cheap, shitty shoes. I'm always enticed by the cute styles/affordable prices but then I remember that I could buy four pairs of Steve Maddens which I will never wear because they are so very uncomfortable, or one pair of ..nice.. shoes which I will wear all the time because I can actually wear them all day long.

Remember, if your friend tries to drag you into a Steven Madden store, say "No--I'm not letting you do this. Friends don't let friends buy Steve Maddens."